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Bat Trek: The Still Pictures

Panel 1: Robin (Burt Ward): “Holy oil slick, Batman! Is that who I think it is?” Batman (Adam West): “Yes, Robin! It’s—” 2: Location: Vagra II. In the background the wreckage of a crashed shuttlecraft labeled 1701-D. The Batmobile is here. Star Trek: The Next Generation style title: “Bat-Skin of Bat-Evil.” Batman: “the nefarious Armus!” Armus: “I’m cranky and I’m going to make it everybody’s problem.” Robin: “The alien creature who killed Tasha Yar!” Batman: “Allegedly, Robin.” 3: Batman: “Armus must yet stand trial for the murder charge.” Robin: “Gosh yes, Batman. I spoke hastily. Of course the presumption of innocence is a foundational principle of our criminal justice system.” Batman: “A fact that we crime fighters must remember at all times, Robin, lest we become criminals ourselves. Now, I think we have something in the trunk of the Batmobile that will help us subdue this suspect.” 4: Robin, running to the trunk of the Batmobile: “Right! I’ll get it!” Armus: “I will absorb you and fill your lungs and make you pray for death for years to come.” Batman: “Hurry, Robin! I think he means to harm us.” 5: Robin, holding a giant bottle of Goo Gone: “Unf. Here it is, Batman!” Armus: “No! I’m powerless against petroleum distillates and citrus extracts!” Batman: “I’ll get the lid off while you get a reusable bat-cloth!”

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Published December 14, 2023By Alan
Categorized as Comics Tagged Armus, Batman, DC, Robin, Star Trek

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