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Green Stuff

Panel 1: Location: Autobot base.  Caption: “Previously: Autobots Arcee and Rodimus had their sparks transferred into synthetic human bodies by some weirdo in a trench coat.” Bumblebee: “Where are you guys headed?” Human Arcee: “We’re going out to touch grass.” Human Rodimus: “It’s a human thing. You wouldn’t understand.” 2: Location: Outside. Arcee and Rodimus are down on all fours on the grass. Arcee: “Well…it’s green.” Rodimus: “And kind of…spongy.” Arcee: “Uh-huh.” Rodimus: “A worm! Ew, gross.” 3: Rodimus and Arcee are kneeling. Arcee: “Ready to go back in?” Rodimus: “Mario Kart beckons.” Arcee: “I don’t get it. Humans invented air conditioning and television and video games and pizza delivery.” 4: Arcee and Rodimus are walking away. Arcee: “…but they still want to do this sometimes.” Rodimus: “I don’t see the appeal.” Arcee: “Maybe humans are just…a little dumb?” Rodimus: “Maybe. That would explain… … …the entirety of human history, I guess.”
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Published September 18, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Arcee, Bumblebee, Rodimus, Transformers

Furmanism

Location: Autobot base Panel 1: Optimus Prime: “I think the Matrix is trying to tell me something, old friend.” Kup: “That’s never good. What is it?” 2: Optimus: “I don’t know. There’s a presence. Something that doesn’t belong.” 3: Optimus, hand to his head: “It’s haunting me, Kup. I can almost see it when I shut off my optics. It’s just at the edge of my perception. Lurking. Like some—vast predatory bird.” 4: Optimus and Kup look down to see Camilla the Muppet chicken, saying “Baaaawk.”
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Published September 4, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Camilla, Kup, Muppets, Optimus Prime, Transformers

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